I Got This Alien Invasion T-shirtCommander Xylar, all bulbous head and spindly limbs, adjusted his ceremonial cape, the crimson fabric rippling in the thin, recycled air of his flagship, the Dominion. He surveyed the planet below, a swirling blue green orb, through the viewport. "Primitive," he sneered, his voice a nasal whine. "They call themselves humans. Pathetic." His second in command, a hulking Grunt named Borok, grunted in agreement. "Their technology is laughable, Commander.

" Picture this: a lovely blonde in a white jumpsuit (because nothing says 'practical space attire' like white) and her sidekick

Featuring a radiographic-style alien design

He realized with a jolt that she was not a primitive animal

golden visor reflecting the flickering lights of abandoned storefronts

a vessel crewed by the saltiest space cats this side of the Crab Nebula

Festivals celebrating Kongara’s heritage became grander

• Matching flat drawstrings

curious eyes seem even bigger

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• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

it offers a worn-in feel and lived-in color thanks to its garment-dyed finish