Don't waste cash on drink and drugsFunny birthday card by Splimple TIP: Now you're ANCIENT . . . . . . don't go wasting your hard earned cash on drink and drugs . . . (inside reads) . . . just bend down, then stand up really quickly. The effect will be just the same. Birthday card with a funny statement suggesting that the recipient is getting to an age where the head rush from standing up too quickly is comparable to the effect of drinking alcohol or taking drugs! From the Wordies

Lovely humour from the Life is Rosie range

then stand-up really quickly

Manufactured in the UK from high quality stoneware

this card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message

This card measures approximately 7 x 5 inches and is blank inside for your own message

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Birthday card with a funny statement suggesting that the recipient is getting to an age where the head rush from standing up too quickly is comparable to the effect of drinking alcohol or taking drugs

From the aptly named Chalk range

Dimensions: 95mm high x 80mm in diameter

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