Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die: In Which Many Dangerous and Homosexual Things HappenDELUXE EDITION WITH SPRAYED + STENCILED EDGES, SPOT GLOSS AND GOLD FOIL. In this hilarious gay fantasy romance, a reclusive sorcerer is forced to protect a cowardly knight after a prophecy ties their fates together. Funny, touching and inventive, this brilliant debut is perfect for fans of How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying and Dreadful. All his life, Sir Cameron has stayed as far away from danger as possible. He is, quite frankly, too

she decides to wait until he is asleep to take matters into her own deadly hands

he asks for three kisses

occasionally soaked in blood

Or at least a second chance at life after almost dying at my last school

And one bed

A year ago

their stories tangling like roots

Maybe she was always meant to be his

But when she sees footage of herself fighting off a dozen men there’s only one explanation: obviously

until she comes tumbling into his bedroom window with a letter for him

he will teach Peter how to be a better boyfriend

a forbidden love blooms when neither one is looking