I've Tried To Stop Swearing, But I CuntAh, my fellow sweary betches. If someone had told me a few years ago that I'd be selling gorgeous bangles engraved with inspirational sayings like "Try not to be a cunt." I probably wouldn't have believed them. But here we are, many years on with that bangle still being one of our most sought after. Now that time has come to add to the Cunt collection. I present to you. I've Tried to Stop Swearing, But I Cunt. And why, oh fellow noble women, did I

Because they LOVE them so much

My dreams currently involve a quiet

Some succeeded

It doesn’t mean this is your final form

Even though I couldn’t fix it for them

When you see them

like an open gash on my skin

And it's certainly not just for Men

No good decisions are made on the floor

you're not going that way

But don’t ask me to fix your dramas for you

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