Sleeveless T-Shirt

we’ll just “assume” that you passed out from excitement and want to immediately order our amazing Ohio Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt

In most places

but only because it’s you

Located at the foothills of the Rocky Mountain chain

Ironically

Iowa: wave the next time you flyover the state

It would cause quite a mess and you wouldn’t have anyone else to make cool Ohio Heavy Blend Zipper Hoodies like this one for you

but c’mon

but because Michigan residents have a reputation of being tough like a wolverine—the animal

We’ll let you decide

It’s a state that’s rich in agriculture

For those of you who don’t know: come out from rock you’ve been living under and welcome to ‘Merica