I Love A Man With A Beard Adult Unisex TeeThe beard standards were set early, and they were set high. Fluffy, white, comes with presents. Every other beard is just going to be a disappointment after that. The Details: A hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus with a big beard, rosy cheeks, and a Santa hat rendered in a two tone blue and pink color palette. The text reads "I Love A Man With A Beard" in a playful hand lettered font arching above. Small decorative snowflakes and sparkle accents

Popcorn is mandatory

December is not about being classy

White arched text at the top reads "So I Creep" in a bold rounded font

Mashed potatoes on the floor

No illustrations or additional graphics

White distressed arched text at the top reads "Staying" with bold white block letters below reading "Alive

white distressed arched block text reads "Like Guac

The lip quiver alone could end wars

Your kid went in for a plate and came out a different person

Santa has one job and one non-negotiable demand

" Retro Halloween pin-up poster aesthetic in orange and cream tones on a dark navy heather tee

condensed sans-serif font with even spacing