Don't Be a D*ckWe're not implying anything but It's time for a bit of no nonsense advice in the form of some choice expletive laden life lessons. This small but f*cking mighty tome is just the tonic to set you on the path to being an awesome human, and will teach YOU how not to be a D*CK.

a once-celebrated genetic engineer

The above-ground drainage system

Anubhav waited for the day that Zoya would fall for him too

a self-made man of fortune

There’s more than petty theft going on in a London youth hostel…

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Instead of turning a blind eye to the difficult (and entertaining) passages of scripture

before the Eschaton takes hostile action on a galactic scale

A Maid Asleep

and a president’s words could bring the nation together or tear it apart

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Cabal annoyed that the quest is becoming increasingly heroic finds himself alone with the Institute's only remaining survivor and after a shockingly violent experiment begins to suspect that not everything is quite as it seems