Park's Closed TeeThanks for visiting Area 51. Unfortunately the park's closed. The alien out front should've told you. Sorry folks. How Does It Fit Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right. Take Care of Your Shit Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable

Machine wash cold with like colors

where your style does all of the talking

When it comes to chilled libations

Rep your team this season and look good doing it in the Home Run Train tee

We could never have asked for a more amazing group of humans to represent what theCHIVE is all about

Hey you wanna get high

Bill Murray with an orange touch

Get those outta here

with their thick thighs and puppy dog eyes

Why are you taking all the toilet paper

the color of your coin may vary from the color pictured

Here I can prove it with this Silent Bob Monkey tee