Snack Dealer Adult Unisex TeeGoldfish in the left pocket. Raisins in the right. A granola bar up the sleeve for emergencies. Parenthood is just being a walking vending machine with anxiety. The Details: Arched golden yellow text at the top reads "Snack" in a bold retro font, with "Dealer" curved along the bottom. Between them sits a vintage style illustration of a cartoon hand pinching its fingers together in a chef's kiss gesture. The entire design is printed in a single

Golden-yellow distressed text reads "What's Crackin'" in two stacked lines in a bold retro font

Slightly distressed vintage print finish on a natural cream tee

The muffin top is both literal and earned

Forget the ABCs

The Cozy Coupe is the whip

a big grin

and they are closing it down nightly

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "Spooky Vibes Only" in a bold wavy retro font

blue text reads "State Champions" with a small blue home plate icon underneath

All in the span of eleven minutes

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